methlabrador:

you know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked 

(via earthnation-deactivated20131010)

lileep:

my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels

(via deodrant-deactivated20130413)

gameandwatch:

what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan

(via deodrant-deactivated20130413)

daintyboots:

once we share an inside joke i will not stop reminding you of how funny it is until you regret ever meeting me

(via fasterfood)

sincerityofselfabuse:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

66inches:

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

I got out of bed for you.

(via orphanblacks)

gangbangs:

*breaks your hymen* 

(via ateu)

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