you know in hindsight maybe 30 minutes stuck in an elevator was a little too early to resort to cannibalism but none of us had breakfast that morning and we panicked
my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
what if Satan’s name was misspelled once and he’s actually just Stan
once we share an inside joke i will not stop reminding you of how funny it is until you regret ever meeting me
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
I got out of bed for you.